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skye_eiden
02-26-2004, 09:17 AM
The Barbie and Ken Love Split (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8668883%255E13762,00.html)

This for me makes me feel bad because I was a big barbie fan when I was a girl.. or rather I really wanted to play barbie but I alsways get stuck with the brunette cuz my older sister's the only one who could use barbie ;___; I loved collecting their clothes and shoes and stuff.. and it was fun. sad that ken had to be taken out of the picture >.< so sad... I didn't think that mattel would do that

Kyreii
02-26-2004, 10:00 AM
Well, I guess divorce is catching on, even for dolls.. :p

skye_eiden
02-26-2004, 10:11 AM
enk.. actually it's not divorce.. mattel claims that it's because Ken doesn't seem to like the idea of settling down =.= that all the bridal barbies are like.. 'wishful thinking'. that for me is so wrong.

Nightshade
02-26-2004, 12:33 PM
It doesn't matter...Ken is gay anyways...just look at that lame jerry-curl hairstyle...That was the first clue, anyways. Besides, he's been going out with her for HOW long? And he never once asked her to marry him? Major Fear Of Commitment, there...The new surfer dude is soooo much cooler, too. They just need to throw a snowboarder into the mix, too. But I just can't see that bitch (Barbie) out in the snow.

rin
02-26-2004, 05:28 PM
Why not? She is frigid. XD [/end bad pun]

raine
02-26-2004, 07:30 PM
ken! barbie! hey.. ken is single.. yay!!! *huggles doll*

Sarah
02-26-2004, 07:56 PM
aww i used to play with barbies when i used to be small.. well i never had a ken cuz yeah ^^;; well i had this barbie where my sister got its head off.. so what i did.. i took of all of it's hair and named is bob. XF .. i loved playing with the hair. I still have the barbies in a box somewhere in my garage..aww.. i feel like abdoning them! like in toy story 2!! lol!!!!
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Pikachu
02-26-2004, 09:48 PM
T_T They broke up! How terrible!!! *stabs Blaine* Damn you for getting in the picture!! Give Barbie back to Ken!! :3 XD

skye_eiden
02-27-2004, 09:29 AM
XD;; even if Ken is not as fashionable as Blaine.. I guess because I was so used to seeing the two as a canon couple. this is so weird though o.o;; I don't think Blaine is liable to commit with Barbie either XD; OMG..i can't believe im referring to them as if they're living.. haha.. this feels like gossiping about tv stars

fernie
02-27-2004, 10:14 AM
They got split up??

Trying to promote girls' power? XD

MaD_HaTtEr
02-27-2004, 10:31 AM
next thing u'll know there'll be out a super feminist barbie with that sort brus hairstyle and leather jacket saying something like "dikes with bikes!!"XD

Nightshade
02-27-2004, 02:12 PM
I'd get one of those for a friend of mine...She'd love it...

MacPhisto
02-27-2004, 02:44 PM
Dood... check out the hair on that Blaine doll.... and I thought Ken's plastic hair was bad. Why does Blaine look like he's about 16? All the Ken dolls I remember looked 25-35 @_@; They should've just created some different looking Kens, like they have different looking Barbies.

I don't like this new trend >_> This structured "break in committment" story takes the fun out of imaginary play for kids and pushes it into the realm of pure media driven soap opera shit to humor adults u.u Toys exist so that children can make up their *own* stories about, in this case, people and how they relate to one another.

I really despise when adults try to take over childrens' games -_- It's just another lame attempt to create a conformist, sensationalism-driven society. Screw you, Arons and Mattel!

Kinael
02-27-2004, 02:53 PM
Do kids still play "house" or toy robots?

I miss my Optimus Prime; it was a reward for my scoring 11th place in the class in grade two. Such high expectations those days. I'd be lucky if I'm in the median of the class now.

Eric
02-27-2004, 03:20 PM
I f'ing knew it! Barbie and Ken are gay!

Kokoro
02-28-2004, 04:28 AM
blehh...blaine looks too much like a typical frat boy without a personality. barbie and ken were so cute together!!

Kritiker
02-28-2004, 11:36 AM
I was like "what the..?!" when the news showed Mattel's Barbie and Ken having a "divorce". Looks like a pathetic last-resort marketing tactic to me. Oh, and Blaine I think is supposed to be Australian I think, memory's kinda foggy ^^; .

skye_eiden
02-29-2004, 07:04 AM
Mac is right! ;____; I mean.. when my sister and I used to play barbie.. its always that they go shopping for clothes for this big party and then they meet Ken and then whatever XD; Since Blaine is an aussie surfer kids and that Ken is off the picture.... it just doesn't seem appealing anymore. The story is slightly set for you already. and to think I want my future daughters to enjoy barbie dolls too XD;

waaaah! put Ken back!

If I recall correctly.. Barbie is also featured in 3d films. Like Barbie in Swan Lake o.o;;; i wonder if they're gonna give the male lead in the following productions the 'Blaine Look' with an aussie accent XD;; if ever I'll just laugh

MacPhisto
02-29-2004, 12:17 PM
Children still do play house and toy robots, etc. These kind of social games are an important part of childhood development. If we don't allow kids to use their own imaginations when constructing these stories, what it implies we're trying to do is create a conformist society.

Although one *could* argue that the whole idea of having "Barbie + Ken" in the first place is an attempt at conformism, too. After all, why's it not "Barbie + Tracy" or "Ken + Todd"?

Egh sorry just came off the same-sex marriage thread >_<

Add - PS, OK I was a big Barbie fan too. So was my mom. This is personally disturbing!

kokochiyoi
03-01-2004, 12:13 PM
what's the next thing coming up? Blaine surfer boy fashion wannabe, will Barbie become a hiphoper or something like that??? And pity Ken seems to be that Barbie cheated on him for Blaine, we all know how cool Barbie beach-house is, I'm sure she had a beach party and met this Blaine boy...poor poor Ken...next time we'll see him at the unemploy's office *sniff*

Sarah
03-01-2004, 02:25 PM
ken is so fake tho.

MacPhisto
03-01-2004, 09:29 PM
The next thing coming up? ... Bratz -__-

AnguishedBlade
03-27-2004, 12:53 PM
Wanna know WHY the dolls split?

Simple. Ken was impotent. He always was. Just take a peek at the bottom of his pants.

*snicker*

skye_eiden
03-30-2004, 05:04 AM
OMG XD THAT IS SOOO WRONG!!! i bet blaine is just as impotent anyway! rofl!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!

Kyreii
03-30-2004, 07:47 AM
Hahaha... they're not impotent, their errhhhmm... just had an unfortunate run-in with mr. dog.

Makes me wonder how they can still smile something like that off... @.@

kokochiyoi
03-30-2004, 04:05 PM
They split 'cos Blaine is hotter!!!!

AnguishedBlade
03-30-2004, 08:39 PM
They split 'cos Blaine is hotter!!!!


That's the same thing they said when Ken first came out also!! :p

Actually, they both look like two homosexuals to me. What's next? Ken&Blaine?

Though I can imagine a few girls pairing them together. So there are girl perverts after all. :/

Kyreii
03-30-2004, 11:34 PM
There ARE!!! I know a few of them myself...

kokochiyoi
03-31-2004, 04:39 PM
That's the same thing they said when Ken first came out also!! :p

Actually, they both look like two homosexuals to me. What's next? Ken&Blaine?

Though I can imagine a few girls pairing them together. So there are girl perverts after all. :/

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!Ken&Blaine would make such a cuteeee couple!!! :whine:

Pikachu
04-05-2004, 04:49 PM
Oh yay, encourage the yaoi population... next thing you know all Ken and Blaine dolls would be sold out, and I wouldn't want to know what some people might be doing with them. Scary... :ack: 8|

kokochiyoi
04-06-2004, 10:59 AM
Oh yay, encourage the yaoi population... next thing you know all Ken and Blaine dolls would be sold out, and I wouldn't want to know what some people might be doing with them. Scary... :ack: 8|

lol...good point

MacPhisto
04-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Has anyone noticed how they changed Barbie's face yet again? They gave her bigger eyes and fuller lips.

De l'enfer
04-09-2004, 08:37 PM
She must have underwent plastic surgery in order to get more attention from blaine...and to spite ken...

skye_eiden
04-11-2004, 11:16 AM
I really liked the old barbies *_* The new ones are... eh XD maybe It's cause I'm older now.. but the new ones really didn't strike me as pretty as before >.< Maybe they're starting to copy Bratz XD

kokochiyoi
04-11-2004, 04:10 PM
Barbie is getting along with the new technologies haha XD

Ashuriel
04-12-2004, 02:26 AM
Is the owner of mattel saying that in order to get more sales?

Or do they just want to break up coz Barbie can't bear children?

De l'enfer
04-12-2004, 09:20 AM
Both are valid reasons i guess.
With all those competitors spring up, they must have wreaked their brains to come up with an idea to hold on to their share of the market.

skye_eiden
04-12-2004, 09:53 AM
They used to have more class before. Barbie is afterall not only a toy but also a collector's item. >.< I don't think people can consider somethin like Bratz as soemthing to collect... but rich kids might consider XD We could still have a Blaine doll anyway.. with or without a so-called break up between Barbie and Ken. The kids can make their own soap operas with a new doll if they wanted. it was very uncalled for. Maybe they could've made a new couple with the Blaine doll? More variety to sell anyway... and yeah, people are more inclined to collect?

De l'enfer
04-12-2004, 10:25 AM
Maybe they want some drama? Kids certainly can certainly buy all three dolls and play up something about Barbie cheating on Ken...
I guess they weren't planning for a happy ending for barbie and ken.

skye_eiden
04-12-2004, 11:32 AM
=.= sad thing.. barbie and ken... seperating like that. It just seems so wrong. Though it does really happen in society.. why did it have to get to our play things ^^;

Kyreii
04-12-2004, 02:04 PM
Play things. ^^ Oh well, they must reflect life after all, and if the rich barbie socialites have more than one "special friend" then... barbie must cope?

kokochiyoi
04-13-2004, 10:29 AM
how does barbie do it? she looks so young after so many years