Dumb Things You've Done

[Evil]

Heh..I got inspired to do this thread after I did something quit funny and quite dumb..this morning I got up and fixed me a big ol pot of coffee..I cant function without it so..anywho I got me a big cup of coffee..then went and screwed around for a while...then I saw that I was running low...so I go into the kichten to get me another cup..I look over and the damn coffee pot is gone...and I'm like "where the fuck is it?"...so I look all over for it for abot 15 minutes..and nothing...and then it hit me...LMAO...I go over to the fridge and open it up and ABRA CADABRA! there it is sitting right beside the milk...I just stood there for a while trying to comprehend the whole situation..hehe..man oh man...has anybody here done dumb shit like that before? If you have post...so I wont feel so retarded

[Star of Sorrow]

I have misplaced food in the fridge......once I left my meds in there. o_o They're not supposed to be refridgrated. *shrug* More dumb shit to come later.

[Scarlett Fire]

i try not to do dumb things, but i'm plenty silly to compensate. =D go me!

[Hotaru]

Well once I was doing my homework and playing around with my hair, and I stuck my pencil in my hair and then my mom called me. So i was talking to her and when i got back to my homework I couldnt find the pencil. I was looking for it like 10 min and I was getting really frustrated and I yell "Where is my penciiil!?" and my mom's like 'in your hair -.-' Yea i'm doing stupid stuff like that all the time ^^;

[raine]

Once my sister got a little fan for Christmas and she said it never tangled in her hair. I let her stick the little fan in my hair and she was like "see? Its not stuck!" and then my hair got stuck XD.

[Evil]

and thier was this one time when i was a kid, it was winter time and i had just watched that movie A Christmas Story...long story short i stuck my tounge to a metal fence post XD :D

[JFA_bobguy]

I pooped in my pants. In Geometry class. 9th grade. Everyone just HAD to reserve the fuggin hall pass. *runs at Mach 389463295634356435278*

[Jackal]

I was doing homework when i just started to suck on the cap of my signpen, i was doing this for around 5 mins when i tasted something weird in my mouth, when i took the pen out, i found out that i managed to suck the ink out of the pen and into my mouth, my tongue was black for a few days after that

[De l'enfer]

I was in the toilet and took out my pouch containing my pad. After changing it, i screwed up the pouch, thinking it was toilet paper and nonchalently dumped it into the toilet bowl. Then i wondered where it was after i stood up, and to my horror, saw it floating in the bowl....

[Pikachu]

Cram. 7_7 'nuff said. Sad thing is... I STILL DO IT! :rolleyes:

[Rijl al Awwa]

Don't snort pepper, it burns.

[MacPhisto]

I once ran over the biggest curb in the city and popped both tires on the same side of my car.

[Pikachu]

Don't snort pepper, it burns.

B\ you actually snorted pepper? I hope it's powdered pepper. XD It'd be too funny if it's the whole bell pepper or something. o_O

[M Yui]

once, I attached my math homework to a set of chemistry worksheets I was passing in ^^;; luckily, the math homework had already been checked earlier that day...

[Omnimodus]

The night I was going to see Return of the King with two of my best friends I was very psyched because it was RotK at long last and because it was the beginning of Winter Break and I was just home. So, it had been raining and lo and behold there was a HUGE "puddle" in the parking lot. I was driving. I thought, "Cool, let's kick up some water" so I decided to speed across it. The ripples coming in off this "puddle" should have been a clue but anyway the water was actually about two and a half feet deep in the middle. One of my friends said the engine might flood so then I kind of panicked but luckily we got out alright. The front plate was nearly torn off though, all bent up with half the frame and two screws missing. So I kind of bent it back into place and my dad never noticed.

[MacPhisto]

That reminds me of when I drove over the lawn at a church one time because it was dark, snowing, and I couldn't see where the road went. Ehehehe.......

[ACXchan]

I stuck a Jack in the Box burger in the microwave. The stupid part was that it was wrapped in foil so the burger burst into flames @D@!

[Kyreii]

flaming burgers eh?

One time, I threw powdered peppers in my face to see if you actually sneezed like the cartoons do. Well, at least I found out that peppers DO make you sneeze...

[raine]

My sister and I thought it would be fun to slide around the floor (we had a wooden floor before) by putting face cream and using that to de-friction ourselves. It was fun XD

[Laavabepp]

Lolz. yup same. i tried the pepper gimmick thingy.. didnt think it would make ppl sneeze .. ahah. lo and behold. it does!.. and i find it werid when i laugh for noooooooooo reason ^-^!

[Kyreii]

2 days ago...

I was crossing the street. It was a busy avenue, so I had to take frequent stops in the middle of the road, as is usual in our country. Getting impatient, and I only had one lane left to cross, I ran across it after gauging the distance of the oncoming armored truck. However, I misjudged the distance and the truck nearly hit me, missing me by a foot...

Damn...