View Full Version : If You Touch Me Again I'll Smash In Yer' Face! D:
raine
08-07-2005, 02:11 AM
So today, my sister and me were dropped off at Knotts Berry Farm (a theme park). It was a pretty hot day, so we thought that having water splash on us on the Big Foot ride would do us some good. Only, to get to the ride, we had to wait for an hour because there was a longass line D:
And some boys and their mother were behind us. The little bastards wouldn't stop bumping into us, poking us, poking our butts (D: ), walking into us, screaming into our ears, etc. Once, they tried to barge past us with some Power-Ranger type move, and I kept myself from falling into the people in front of us by shoving the kids back with my foot. Halway in line, my sister got mad and shouted "ITS CALLED PERSONAL SPACE, TWERPS. IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, I'M GUNNA SMASH YOU IN THE FACE" and the kid looked like he was going to cry and stayed far behind us.
I feccking hate children D:
Soo, how well do you work around kids? Under the hot sun? Do kids love or hate you?
M Yui
08-07-2005, 02:22 AM
@.@ I hate kids... I mean... they're cute and all when they're well-behaved, but that seems like a rare occurance. I don't think I ever want to have children...
AnguishedBlade
08-07-2005, 02:37 AM
Most kids are usually nice......
Until they're fed with a ridiculous amount of sugar.
Kyreii
08-07-2005, 07:48 AM
My little brother watches WWE and he's only three... :(
He frogsplashed me while standing on top of some pillows... OUCH
but I think he idolizes me. :p
MaD_HaTtEr
08-07-2005, 11:38 AM
Well... It's not as if I dont like children... But I cant stand those noise-bags-with-legs!!! GOD!!
Seriously, it's fun to play with them when they're all smiley and funny, but DEAR GOD I NEVER want to have children! My cousin's only 6 and she makes my life a living hell whenever I'm arround her... Once she even slapped me. Why? 'Cause she felt like it! (of course I felt like it too afterwards).
That's why everytime I'm arround kids I try to spook them away...
Winter
08-07-2005, 02:29 PM
Kids are a lot of fun if their parents know what they're doing. Obviously the parents of the children who were behind you, don't know how to raise children (the same goes for most parents out there). I was just wondering; were their parents with them?
If they were, then they did a horrible job. If I was those kids parents, I would have pulled them right out of the line if I caught them doing that.
If they weren't, then your sister did the totally right thing. The only problem was that you should have done it sooner ;). Sometimes kids need a little...uh forcefulness to get the point. Pushing them back with your foot didn't do it, so clearly they needed to be yelled at. Stand up for yourself to spoiled hyper little kids!
Kids are fun when they're under control. I went to Sea World with some family friends and their two young kids, and they were angels. Sure they were freaking hyper and excited, but they still knew how to control themselves; and when they didn't, they got in trouble. That's just how it should work.
phlyRy
08-07-2005, 05:36 PM
actually, when i came home once from the fireworks, while crowding on the subway, these little kids were standing nearby, they really didn't weren't doing anything (but being happy?) but i said rather loudly "i hate kids." i think i frightened them. oops.
raine
08-07-2005, 06:15 PM
Winter: Their mother was right behind us, just looking.
Seriously though, kids hate me D:. I once had to watch after them on a voulenteer thing at the Arboretum. They enjoyed kicking the back of my knees. Only I couldn't scream and kick them back because it was like a job and I wouldn't get those hours I worked for @@
MaD_HaTtEr
08-07-2005, 10:41 PM
Yesh, children ARE evil!! -___- *kicks one!*
chacocat
08-07-2005, 10:55 PM
I work at Kumon (a math/reading tutor place) and there is this obnoxious girl whom I like to dub as Giggles because she giggles all the damn time. She doesn't pay attention, she is demanding, she talks about off-topic things, and then she goes to molest the male teachers! fjdkaljf;dkfal; >_> I once said the word "stupid" and then she tattled on me. God if I can just...fdafkdl;jak yeah.
Kyreii
08-08-2005, 08:31 AM
chacocat: Kumon? I think my sister attended Kumon a few years back (like about six...) Do they have Kumon overseas? is math that big of a problem everywhere?
:D
kyrien
08-08-2005, 10:52 AM
Winter: Their mother was right behind us, just looking.
Oh god... those are the worst. Their parents don't say anything so they think it's okay.
I don't hate children, I just don't like dealing with kids who were not raised properly. And by properly, I mean being taught the concept of manners and what is acceptable and what isn't in terms of interacting with society. Raine's experiene is exactly what I dislike about a lot of kids these day. There is a difference between giving kids independence and the right to make their own decisions and learn from their mistakes, and just not bothering to try to teach kids right from wrong.
*waves her feather duster in the air*
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